Most people consider Monday the start of a new week. If you are looking for happy Monday quotes to give you a little motivation you have come to the right place. Here, we have gathered all the best quotes that are funny, short or motivational including Monday sayings and Monday captions.
We hope these quotes will give you the motivation you need to start the week.
Our Favorite Happy Monday Quotes
“Everyday is Monday….till Friday.” – Viktor VolksPrater
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” – Garry Moll
“There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.” – Thomas Bernhard
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” – Rebecca Gober
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures.” – Arthur Darvill
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.” – Andrea L’Artiste
“People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.” – Casey Stoner
“Your Monday is not going to be like Saturday; the emotions are going to be different.” – Jean Grae
“What about Monday? That could be one day we look at things the same way and wear funny shoes.” – Kevin Dalton
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev
“Wake up on Monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back.” – Jim Butcher
“The only good Monday is a Monday in bed” – Lee Horton
“When you arise in the morning, think of what a privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.” – Marcus Aurelius
“The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world’s greatest common denominator. To the millionaire and the coolie it is the same, because there can be nothing worse.” – Kenneth Fearing
“Be the morning in everyone’s eyes and make their day turn into a thing of beauty.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’” – Chuck Schumer
“What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.” – Gemma Collins
“On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men have created jerks.” – H. Allen Smith
“Good Morning! Have a wonderful Monday.”
“Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life.” – Ken Poirot
“Good morning is not just a word, its an action and a belief to live the entire day well. Morning is the time when you set the tone for the rest of the day. Set it right!” – Fain Blake
“First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, ‘I believe,’ three times.” – Ovid
“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world.” – E. B. White
“It isn’t as bad as you sometimes think it is. It all works out. Don’t worry. I say that to myself every morning.”—Gordon B. Kinkley
“Every morning, I wake up saying, ‘I’m still alive, a miracle.’ And so I keep on pushing.” — Jim Carrey
“The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don’t go back to sleep.” – Rumi
“Good Morning! Happy Monday! One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.”
“I get up every morning and it’s going to be a great day. You never know when it’s going to be over, so I refuse to have a bad day.” – Paul Henderson
“If you get up in the morning and think the future is going to be better, it is a bright day. Otherwise, it’s not.” – Elon Musk
“Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar.” – Antonio Villaraigosa
“One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now.” – Paulo Coelho
“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you like these, you might also want to check out Monday Morning Quotes and our other day of the week quotes: Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Monday Motivation Quotes
“Monday is for people with a mission.” – Christina Imre
“I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” – Leggy Saul
“Don’t count the days. Make the days count.” – Muhammad Ali
“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life.” – Germany Kent
“Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.” – Wayne Dyer
“A year from now you may wish you had started today. Go get it now.” Karen Lamb
“The best weeks start on Monday.” – Nice Peter
“They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.” – Andy Warhol
“Today’s accomplishments were yesterday’s impossibilities.” – Robert H. Schuller
“Give the world the best you have, and the best will come back to you.” – Madeline Bridges
“Hit the reset button. Whatever happened yesterday, forget about it. Get a new perspective. Today is a new day. Start fresh, begin now.” – Germany Kent
“Celebrate endings—for they precede new beginnings.” – Jonathan Lockwood Huie
“Every day brings you a chance to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance.” – Oprah Winfrey
“Don’t limit your challenges, challenge your limit.” – Jerry Dunn
“Once you choose hope, anything is possible.” – Christopher Reeve
“I challenge you to let every day be a Friday. Give yourself permission to be happy every day.” – Joel Osteen
“Monday is the day that opens up the week for many opportunities.” – R.K. Narayan
“Have you ever noticed how positive people are happy people and negative people are miserable?” – Riley Stevens
“Today is a brand new day. Forget about yesterday; it does not matter. Forget about tomorrow; it will take care of itself. Concentrate on this day. Make it the best ever.” – Mary-Frances Winters
“The beginning is always today.” – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
“If you are thankful and grateful this Monday morning as you woke up, happiness will come out within you.”
“May joy and happiness accompany you throughout this Monday’s day and night!”
“The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.” – Jimmy Johnson
“Your imagination is your preview of life’s coming attractions.” – Albert Einstein
“You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!” – Dr. Seuss
“Good things don’t come to those who wait. Good things come to those who pursue the goals and dreams they believe in…Happy Monday!” – Venus Rivers
“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste
“Happy Monday! If you can’t find inspiration today, be an inspiration!”
“Happy Monday. A brand new day. A clean slate. The possibilities are endless.”
“To find happiness, focus not on what we want, rather on what we have. Happy Monday!”
“Happy Monday! Make the most of this day! Laugh, love, read, live, love, learn, play, dream! Just be happy!”
“Happy Monday! Change your life today; don’t gamble on the future, act now without delay.”
“Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, regret nothing and don’t let people bring you down! Enjoy a new day of your life! Happy Monday!”
“Be in love with every minute of your life – live every day like it’s your last. Happy Monday!”
“A new day! Be open enough to see the opportunities. Be wise enough to be grateful. Be courageous enough to be happy! Happy Monday!”
Monday Blues Quotes
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”- Jarod Kintz
“Like the song says, rainy days and Mondays always get ya down.” – Haruki Murakami
“Monday is great for becoming too busy to die.” – Roy Station
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.” – George Leedy
“Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.” – Louise Fitzhugh
“There are no miracles on Mondays.” – Amy Neftzger
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” – John Wagner
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Steven Wright
“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. And two days from now? Well, that’s a Monday, so I’ll be feeling sh*tty.” ― Jarod Kintz
“When you’re young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you’re laughing again.” – Marilyn Monroe
“There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” – Anton Chekhov
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward
“Someday is not a day of the week.” — Denise Brennan-Nelson
“I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.” – Jarod Kintz
“If I could, I’d give up Mondays to have her love again. Actually, forget her love, I’d give up Mondays for free.” – Jarod Kintz
“Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old sh*t starts up on Monday.” – Stephen King
“You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday.” – Lewis Grizzard
“Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change.” – Irvine Welsh
“Be happy with what you have while working for what you want.” – Helen Keller
“The challenge of every Monday is to maintain the same vitality in each and every day of the week.” – Byron Pulsifer
“The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.” – Ismail Kadaré
“The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.” – Samuel Beckett
“Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.” – Day
“I’ve always hated Mondays, the whole lot of them. Too much whiplash, snapping the tired masses to attention. God’s way, perhaps, of reminding us that we are not masters of our fate, no matter how deluded we became during the weekend respite.” – Jonathan Hull, Losing Julia
Monday Sayings
“There are so many days in a week but my favorite is still Monday because it is totally fabulous.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.”
“Monday always passes and there will always be a Monday with a beautiful blue sky with few clouds.”
“On this beautiful Monday choose peace, choose love, and choose acceptance.”
“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… Monday has been cancelled, go back to sleep.”
“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”
“It’s Monday, so think positive and positive things will start happening.”
“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”
“Rise up, start fresh see the bright opportunity in each day. Have an amazing Monday morning”
“When life puts you it tough situation don’t say ‘why me’ just say ‘try me’. Have a productive Monday.”
“Start your Monday with a positive attitude. Believe – today is going to be a good day!”
“People who say “good morning” should be forced to prove it. Happy Monday!”
“Happy Monday. Wait, better yet, happy only four days until Friday.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”
“Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite.”
“May your Monday feel like pancakes and coffee on a Saturday morning.”
“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet…”
“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday.”
“Today is Monday, and that reasons enough for me to hate it.”
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Monday.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?
“I’m hiding from Monday, I know it’s close by.”
And there you have it! Our list of the best quotes and sayings. We hope you found one that spoke to you.
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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